Today is brought to you by the always elegant Trash Panda.

Let us take a moment of our time to think of our friend the raccoon.  The raccoon does not care about what other people think.  The raccoon is brave. The raccoon is strong.  The raccoon is well on it's way to domesticating itself because it likes our trash cans so much. 
Be like the raccoon, my friends. 
Be excellent.